Way back in 2002, during this blog's heyday and before we got sucked under by Twitters and Facebooks and blogs were all we had, I invited readers to leave comments in the form of voicemail messages as a little experiment that masqueraded as avante-garde intellectualism. Mostly.

The section of the site in which they lived is long gone, but here they are in their disembodied state all the same.

Some contain NSFW language, so don't play these on loudspeaker in a kindergarten, or something. Now I come to think of it, why are you sitting in a kindergarten reading this blog?

Should you be so inclined to leave me a voicemail today, one should call +44 7590 560561. (No mouth breathers, please.)